Do you have a beard? You should, according to Adelaide band The Beards. So you have a beard? Well, Wikipedia tells me, a Beard Pilgrimage is:
In beard-eligion and whisker-ituality, a beard pilgrimage is a long journey or search of great moral significance. A person who makes such a journey is called a pilgrimoustache.
Have you undertaken a pilgrimage to the holy land of beards? Apparently, the holy land is located in Alaska.
After years of training/growing, luckily The Beards boys had some assistance getting there on their holy quest: